Post by Snowwiewolf on Sept 20, 2003 10:43:37 GMT -5
"ZZZ....What? Oh yeah introduce my self...Zzz...
*Gets attacked by a white ball of fuzz*
"Wah! Nikki down boy! Erm girl! Sit! Stay! No dont bite my tail! Ouch! No attack the student theyre much tastier!"
*Nikki sits and stares at students*
"Now where was I...Ok I'm Snowwiewolf the elven snowwie wolf. Now before I forget no jokes about a magical creature teaching here! Or one of my friends wil-Ack! *Nikki attacks again*
(after an hour)
"Ok Nikki! I'll only bring other creatures here if they will help with the teaching... shees you're supposed to be my pet! I mean what happened? Did the headmetistress tell you to keep an eye on me? Oh dear...."
*Nikki glares*
"Well back to the teaching subject. Now as you all know (or at least I hope you know) this is magical Psykology, where you will learn how to get sticky situations. For exmaple: You are face to face with a dragon. You have no spells, no items, no information, no-nothing to help you accept your vits. What do you do?"
Nikki: Ruff (If you know this get out of the class room)
"Nikki! Stop that!"
*Nikki attacks*
"Luckily I've had my rabies vaccines.... ouch my tail! And when... I mean if you figure how to get Nikki to act decently tell me!"
*Nikki growls menacingly*
"About the tests... were going to have small test every so often. Dont wory they'll be easy. You just have to convince a friend of mine that you're not good to eat or something like that....ahem the final test. I was thingking about locking you one by one in a room with a beast like a goblin, but I dont think that the headmistress will like that..... So me and Nikki will have to think of something else.....Anyways I'm looking forward on torturing you horrid.... erm teaching you wonderfull little kids how to survive in the cruel world
ps: Nikki is my pet Coton de Tulear (a usually good natured dog breed from Madagaskar)
*Gets attacked by a white ball of fuzz*
"Wah! Nikki down boy! Erm girl! Sit! Stay! No dont bite my tail! Ouch! No attack the student theyre much tastier!"
*Nikki sits and stares at students*
"Now where was I...Ok I'm Snowwiewolf the elven snowwie wolf. Now before I forget no jokes about a magical creature teaching here! Or one of my friends wil-Ack! *Nikki attacks again*
(after an hour)
"Ok Nikki! I'll only bring other creatures here if they will help with the teaching... shees you're supposed to be my pet! I mean what happened? Did the headmetistress tell you to keep an eye on me? Oh dear...."
*Nikki glares*
"Well back to the teaching subject. Now as you all know (or at least I hope you know) this is magical Psykology, where you will learn how to get sticky situations. For exmaple: You are face to face with a dragon. You have no spells, no items, no information, no-nothing to help you accept your vits. What do you do?"
Nikki: Ruff (If you know this get out of the class room)
"Nikki! Stop that!"
*Nikki attacks*
"Luckily I've had my rabies vaccines.... ouch my tail! And when... I mean if you figure how to get Nikki to act decently tell me!"
*Nikki growls menacingly*
"About the tests... were going to have small test every so often. Dont wory they'll be easy. You just have to convince a friend of mine that you're not good to eat or something like that....ahem the final test. I was thingking about locking you one by one in a room with a beast like a goblin, but I dont think that the headmistress will like that..... So me and Nikki will have to think of something else.....Anyways I'm looking forward on torturing you horrid.... erm teaching you wonderfull little kids how to survive in the cruel world
ps: Nikki is my pet Coton de Tulear (a usually good natured dog breed from Madagaskar)
